BILL MAHER: RELIGULOUS
REVIEW BY BRIAN JAMES
I bumped shoulders with a variety of celebs while working at the Rainbow in West Hollywood. The regulars included everyone from pornstars, to musicians, actors and actresses, drug addicts, dealers, pimps, gang bangers, and reality show "stars". You name em. No big deal.
I was takin a piss one night at the urinal in the upstairs bathroom when a dude walks up to the urinal next to me. Pissin next to dudes is my number one pet peeve in life. I can't piss with another dudes standin next to me at the urinal. I have no explanation as to why but it's been a problem of mine going back to childhood. I always end up just standing there, pretendin to piss, feelin like a total pussy until the dude leaves. I normally dont even use the urinals but earlier that night some filthy bastard plugged the toilet with a biohazardly combination of piss, puke, shit, and toilet paper. I didn't have time to run downstairs to use the bathroom in the kitchen.
So I'm standin at the urinal when this dude walks up. I turn to my left to shoot em a hard stare cuz I knew he just fucked up my piss. I notice that its comedian Bill Maher.
So I'm standin there and I can't piss. I'm starin straight ahead at the wall tryin to concentrate on a speck of dirt. A thought popped into my head. I'm gonna take a look at Bill Maher's dick. It's not like I had anything else to do.
I turned my head and looked down to the left. I was shocked at what I saw. You'd think that a man whose height tops out at 4 foot 6 would be packin nothin more that a pale turtle head. Not the case with Bill Maher. I hadn't seen a dick that big since that last John Holmes film I saw. He was holdin it with two hands. The stream of piss was splashin off the urinal wall like a Super Soaker sprayin glass. Fucker had a horse cock.
He had to have known I was lookin and he didn't even care. He jiggled it, packed it back in his jeans, and gave me a nod with a shit-eatin grin on his face. No wonder he's so cocky. No pun intended.
Check out Bill Mahers new documentary "Religulous". Good shit.
RELIGULOUS
Year: Released October 3, 2008 (USA)
Cast: Bill Maher, Dean Hamer
Director: Larry Charles
Writer: Bill Maher
Genre: Documentary | Comedy
Runtime: 101 min
Language: English | Hebrew | Arabic | Persian | Spanish
Company: Thousand Words
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